the best part about Michael Jones is that you can always hear it in his voice when he’s smiling and it’s the happiest sound in the whole wide world
why did michaels hit me with a "Hi." like we're estranged exes that haven't spoken in years
i mean i guess we are now
come to the michaels parking lot in the next 15 minutes for an ass kicking
michaels, grabbing me by my shirt collar like the high school bully in an 80s movie: come get your FUCKING craft supplies nerd
Watch out everyone people are putting ray bans charity events in kids' halloween candy
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